Happy Holidays, our patient fans!

As the yule log is set ablaze, and you all bask in the comfort of the season, our developers remain hard at work, delivering more JAY LENO ADVENTURES content for you to enjoy. The update, JAY LENO ADVENTURES V2.0 will sadly not be ready in time for Christmas, but as a petite "stocking stuffer" just for you, enjoy an early taste of the new content of the update, including the brand new environment of 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York City, the setting of MULTIPLE NEW LEVELS! The update will also bring with it new abilities, enemies, and multiple quality of life changes.

We are also excited to announce that Swag University has hired a new social media manager, a graduate of the department of psychology at Princeton University. We have them running our brand new Twitter account, which you can follow here. We are expecting high volumes of traffic to the Twitter/X servers due to this announcement, so if you cannot successfully follow the account please try again later.

Good tidings,

Swag University