Jay Leno fans worldwide,

We here at Swag University have come into possession of a Steam key for the hit 2018 videogame Celeste. In our boundless generosity, we have decided to give it away, but only to the individual we deem most worthy- the biggest Jay Leno fan! Logically, the only way to determine the largest Jay Leno fan is through an essay contest. Here's the prompt:

What does Jay Leno mean to you?

Requirements:

100+ words

Proper grammar

Proper level of appreciation

Sent to us via our PMs!

The winner of the essay contest will receive the aforementioned Steam key! However, even if you don't win, there's something in it for you- everyone who submits an essay will receive a less valuable, some may say worthless, online virtua-prize.

Sharpen your pencils,

Swag University